Oh the world is a terrible place Look at the look on your face It says it all This world's appalling And we ache for outer space 'Cause the world is a terrible place And the world is a crappy old hole From bottom to top and pole to pole No there's no good news This world's useless I'm out of here it's my goal Cause the world is a crappy old hole And the world is a sandwich of sh**e Every day you take another bite You think you're Superman Sure you can handle it 'Til you come across kryptonite Chunky style The world is a sandwich of sh**e alright What a wonderful world it would be If wishes were horses maybe It's just a song Louis' coming on strong again We ache for fantasy What a wonderful world it would be Cause the world is a dirty old joke And there's no way to fix it, it's broke It's beyond repair and I couldn't care less If and when it goes up in smoke And it will Cause the world is a dirty old crappy old sh**ty old terrible joke Ooooh