Loudon Wainwright Iii - Moving Day lyrics

Landlord said this morning to me Give me your key, this flat ain't free I can't get no rent out of you Pack up your rags and skidoo I said, wait until my Bill comes home He's my honey from the honeycomb He'll have money 'cause he told me so this morning Because it's moving day, moving day Rip the carpet up off of the floor Take your oil stove and out the door It's moving day, pack your folding bed and get away If you've spent every cent you can live out in a tent Because it's moving day Because it's moving day, moving day Rip the carpet up off of the floor Take your oil stove and out the door It's moving day, pack your folding bed and get away If you've spent every cent you can live out in a tent Because it's moving day Bill came in all covered with snow I said hello, gimme some dough Here's the landlord waitin' for rent Bill says, I ain't got a cent Here's two chickens I brought home for stew Landlord, take them for the rent that's due Landlord said, my chicken coop was robbed this morning And so it's moving day, moving day Rip the carpet up off of the floor Take your oil stove and out the door It's moving day, pack your folding bed and get away If you've spent every cent you can live out in a tent Because it's moving day