Loudon Wainwright Iii - Cash For Clunkers lyrics

Cash for clunkers heal that economy Buy an Envoy, Yukon, or Sierra Cash for clunkers bail out GMC Cash for clunkers put the pedal to the metal Get cash for clunkers 'cause time is running out Smell that new car smell and suddenly it's springtime Cash for clunkers hope is what it's all about Your old short's is just a heap a rattletrap that's certain God knows what's beneath the seats never mind the hood And your local dealership these days those boys are hurtin' So unload that ancient mode of transport do a world of good "Cash for clunkers" who came up with that one? "Cash for clunkers" kinda has a catchy ring Was it Geitner or Bernanke maybe Larry Summers? "Cash for clunkers" 3 words I love to sing! Cash for clunkers you can shout it from the rooftops Cash for clunkers you can sing it night and day Buy my song my friend and put it on your iPod Cash for clunkers you can save the USA My rusting Volvo died it's parked and sinking in my back yard Just an ugly installation sore to each and every eye We'll pump up the 4 flat tires on that Swedish puppy We'll tow it to Toyota buy a Prius by and by Cash for clunkers more than just a gimmick Cash for clunkers now we got a plan It's hard to wrap your head around that health care coverage thing But cash for clunkers you can kinda understand! Cash for clunkers get rid of that jalopy Cash for clunkers junk that piece of junk Stash your contraband and your wife's dead body Cash for clunkers load and lock 'em in the trunk