Loudon Wainwright Iii - You Never Phone lyrics

You never phone, you never write Hell, I stopped hoping that you might You're trying to hurt my feelings, right? You never phone, you never write You never write, you never phone I'm sorry to b**h and moan I'm sorry to pick this bone You never write, you never phone Sometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wow What you must think of me My address and phone number must be Misty in your memory This year my birthday came and went No call was made, no card was sent But I got the snub, you must of meant This year my birthday came and went This year my birthday went and came Last year what happened was the same And your excuses sure are lame This year my birthday went and came Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Chicka, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa Chickiti, chick, chick, chicka, chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Sometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wow What you must think of me Then I remember it's you that you think of exclusively But I'm not gonna bow and scrape And every (Don't know what Martha is saying) And I'm a little bit bent outta shape But I'm not gonna bow and scrape I won't scrape or bow, can you? (Don't know what Ioudon is saying) Ahh, just sing this song is fine for now But I won't scrape Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow