Loudon Wainwright Iii - The Grammy Song lyrics

Last night I dreamed that I won a Grammy It was presented to me by Debbie Harry. I ran up on stage in my tux I gulped and said, "Aw, shucks" I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ The audience gave me a standing ovation I shed tears of joy, I shed tears of elation. Behind the podium there Debbie grabbed my derrière I like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ I took my Grammy and Debby and walked offstage We made the cover of Cashbox and the Random Notes page In the weeks that followed things went fine for me: An Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy. Bo Derek and Barbara Mandrell, A Pulitzer and a Nobel Meryl Streep and Tammy Terell Five gold and one bronze as well Joan Rivers and Lana Cantrell I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ