Lou Bega - sh** Happens lyrics

sh** happens, that is my advice to you, it's a good day, I am back home early, I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie, I open up the door, as I do every day a man who is really naked says hey my name is jay! jay? hey hey jay, that's not OK, you're laying on my girlfriend, I think you cannot stay, but jay had his points, ha, to my surprise, he's a heavyweight champion, so here's my advice. sh** happens, once or twice, don't believe your girlfriend, here's my advice to you, sh** happens, you know, ha ha ha. My teacher, Mr. Yawney, said you're never gonna make it, and if I got my chance, be sure that I would take it, but now i am a rock star, to his surprise, he pa**ed my record for me, so here is my advice. O baby. sh** happens, once or twice, believe in yourself, here's my advice to you, sh** happens, once or twice, believe in yourself, here is my advice to you, sh** happens. When you're teacher's teasing you, and your girlfriend's cheating you, you've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you, when everything I write feels as cold as ice, the only thing that you can do is, ha ha, is my advice, sh** happens, come on, i'll do, let's make it funky, sh** happens, you know.