A lady was sure all that glittered was gold And she bought a boatload of Twitter stock so She could buy a penthouse, spend her days in a nice spa Surrounded by servants, numb on Jose and Midol Stock market crashed she shot herself at an art show Everyone thought no, she was so smart though No compromise rhymes, compliments of Rorschach Poor chaps can't catch him all, Snorlax More (w)raps than ancient mummies, don't think I'm too sane But life seem to need me, so i must maintain Do some cool sh** before you're dead Do some dope stuff before you turn to bone dust Do some cool sh** before you die Do some cool stuff before you get your skull crushed I'm with my panda friend Demetrius, watching waking life Little do we suspect an intruder with a quaking knife A shattering noise we twirl I scream "who's there?" Gads is that Julias Caesar, in women's underwear? "Come. See. Conquer." He drones in a robotic song Bollocks it's a roman automaton in an exotic thong "Think fast," I holler, and chuck a destructo disk But he deflects that sh** like lint with a knuckled fist Chuckling even, sheesh, we got a real swashbuckler The demon grins wide, calls us cum sock s**lers Demetrius scowls and conjurs a spirit bomb Blasts that fearsome metal tyrant to kingdom come A real humdinger, but the apartment's in shambles At least we're together, D , camaraderie surely ample Do some cool sh** before you're dead Do some dope stuff before you turn to bone dust Do some cool sh** before you're dead Do some cool stuff before you get your skull crushed Do some cool sh** before you're dead Do some dope stuff before you turn to bone dust Do some cool sh** before you're dead Do some cool stuff before you get your skull crushed