Lorraine Feather - Get A Room lyrics

Its pretty obvious, Youre not my type, But when were together, people snipe, Get a room, get a room, get a room. Im not your destiny, Uh-uh, no way, But time and again, we hear em say, Get a room, get a room, get a room. Youre careful and cautious and so polite. I dont care whose cage Im rattlin. This isnt a matter of left and right, Like Jim Carville and Mary Matalin. Youve always been the one Whose chops you bust, The cop on the corner mutters, Just Get a room, get a room, get a room. We explain to him that opposites Sometimes repel, As a couple construction workers yell, Get a room, get a room, get a room! That little accent I do, Never seems to amuse you. Tell me all about spring break in Baltimore. Ive only heard it nine times before. Its highly unusual For you to show up in my dreams, But even my cranky parrot screams Get a room, get a room. She goes Ooooooh, Get a room, you two. I lack the particular outs and ins Of women you refer to as goddesses. You speak, I dont ever hear violins, Or even the ripping of bodices. Smart-a**es Think theyre wise, Total strangers roll their eyes. The schoolkids Wont let it lie, No mercy When we pa** by! They laugh, they point, time after time. Sometimes they chant This jump rope rhyme: They go Ah ah, eh eh, say boom boom boom boom. Ah ah, eh eh, get a room, get a room, get a room. Liar, liar, pants on fire, My face wasnt either turning red That time your mother said Get a room, get a room. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Just get a room, you two. Snowed in, in Fargo No ones flyin, whaddya know. Work trip, dead beat. Nothins free but the Honeymoon Suite. Big bucks. No choice. Then I hear this familiar voice, Hear you, near me, Sounding pitiful as can be: Is there any way I could possibly Get a room, get a room, get a room? And the rest is history.