Lord Sizzle - Uncooked Noodles lyrics

[Verse 1: Lord Sizzle] Blood-stained Fubu's on, I'm posted at Ralph's With uncooked noodles and my b**h's poodle lickin' my mouth Smoke blowin' in my eyes, embers slip in the cracks Crippled Civic in the city, I'm concealin' my gat Them Bolorado boppers watchin' as I roll through the hood Evade them n***as swift as sh**, I still got my morning wood Corn and chicken in the grotto, grip the chef's booty firm I'm reminiscing when I put it in her a** on the berm I remember that cum shots ruin perms While hentai viewin' in the Buick, strokin' my gummy worm My dummy trigga can't stomach n***as that burn other n***as For three figgas, the gurney gon' steal n***as Your homies ain't still with ya, embarrasin' Misconceiving absolution for sweaters and Christmas caroling Say hi to Marilyn [Verse 2: Lil Smegma] Yo, f** Marilyn, uh, check this sh** Ya girl s**ed my dick so hard, I stopped carin' So I dipped back to the crib to watch some Evangelion Yo, how you settlin' in? You wanna make a new friend? Smeg and Sizzle lookin' cooler than an Internet trend With bigger balls than a chick who likes to dress up like men Shoutouts to Naoto Lil Smegma pullin' duckets like a black hole losin' a battle I'm quick to get you robbed by my anime friends We hopped the fence, hit the block, then rob ya b**h a** again We won't be stoppin', n***a The mothaf**in' product of top ramen dinners Anime swordsman villains Say no to guns and pistols Hit the n***a with the Gundam if you feelin' vicious Leave him with more than stitches Coulda sworn this f**in' b**h s**ed my dick in prison Coulda sworn I got a dick like a f**in' building Hot anime girl, please have my children If you's a Cammy cosplayer, girl, send some pics then