Look What I Did - I Beat God At Tae Kwon Do lyrics

I had a dream i did compete in a heavenly contest my hands were brick and super-thick and I was quick and weightless my sk** was sharpened pins and razor blades and it was pointless my foes had toes arrange w/ straw and they were barely balanced i was a freedom fighter freely fighting reeling lions they were a really lightning quick exciting boiling frying experience in lighting matches in a kitchen fire against my chest I felt this melting wax and I was happy my co*k, painfully huge my foot, is better than yours you can't undress as fast as I can do it you do it w/ one foot I do it w/ (two) The mat was wet with holy sweat as i displayed my talent My hands and feet made godly meat available for sandwich The bread of hair and face displaced the chest and stomach salad I spread the mustard of his muscle puss across my palate I was unleashing on unleashings cost and being costly It was a really broad excuse for my impending failure The locker room was steaming food and tea for my abuses I'll make a GYRO shop of human stock and make a fortune