Laidies and gentelman it's the muppet show It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight It's time to put our make up It's time to dress up right It's time to raise up the curtains on the muppet show tonight Why do we always come here? I gess we'll never know It's like a kind of turture to have to watch the show But now lets getting started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppettional