Loe Pesci - Loe Pesci vs Ness Lee lyrics

[Round 1: Loe Pesci] You look like a white b**h in night vision So black that in direct sunlight the reflection makes you look white pimping Now I know your vocabulary is quite proper You make Nightcrawler look and sound like a white doctor Now I should talk about your injury cause I that made son weak But I'll sum it up briefly in one scheme You turn the sea to flames like green berets with the heat thats aimed Thinking you'll see the day you start hollerin Jesus name He just wanted to see your face when your Achilles heel gets sprained Squeakin through that windows of opportunity to take that leap of faith When you loaded that MPC with breaks You knew them samples were such expensive heat You got ga**ed up before you even had a sequence made Got damn Ness Lee those beats were flames Now you gotta help the kid understand it Your house burnt down you got donations from Rapmusic and now you live in a mansion I'm in need of an answer I hope your f**in wifey cheats on you with an inferior rapper for stealing peoples money online like a Nigerian banker You're the man when it comes to insurance scams Lookin like Bun B wid a bum knee I mean f** me on the real sh** this is a guy that I'm tryna collab with Travis I'm supposed to turn around and say this guy is a f*ggot? Y'all write your multi-syllabics it takes 60 days I concentrate this sh** is minute made Yall lucky I still battle when I'm uninspired And I've got things to say plus I've had more on my plate then HFK at a free buffet N-E-S he tryna play Duck Hunt in pajamas Blast wrists super scopes Super Nintendo llamas Bender and big Os' got blades on your b**h throat And I'm yelling to Skinner like Superintendent Jawlmers I got your b**h brains dripped all splattered big jawed fat chick Lift her off the nob then I'll lift off ratchets Reality show, nerds get the clips all access See him lose his wife twice this get Prince Charles tragic Ya lyrics hot Ness but the way you spits more average Plus every one of my battles lines up with a Pink Floyd cla**ic Yo they want me to say you're a man who*e And desecrate all that you stand for But f** that I'm here to let you say everything you would never say to your Landlord [Round 1: Ness Lee] Real talk y'all should be happy for the geek he's an insane great liar Cause every time he see me he asking for them beats I said so half the fans say I dont deserve this battle The other half ask daily that I serve this a**hole so I purchased ammo The purpose not to clap you just so it's heavier when I smack you with the burner handle You little curry f*ggot better learn to grapple Or I'll certainly to and slap you while youre herding camel I'll murk you on your avenue vertical slash through Then uppercase the word CANADA now it's the murder capital You aren't a boss Kumar ya soft you'll get fubar'd then tossed in a two car garage If the two cars are on and the room doors is locked Then you're out of options you are exhausted You little f*ggot sand wigger with a j**ish nose You're the heel of this rap sh** and you know what I do to those That neck beard is just weird It has a personality and asked you how'd I get here And when you didn't snip it, it connected with your chest hair It isn't independent so it pays rent and even collects a welfare check The ugly chicks be the ones that are oblivious and even s** Not only am I here to tell you that I'm here to beat you up Cause so far his actions have been so hard but the fact is Yo heart absent when the roll call happens I'll throw an arm to shatter your nose gaurd no crow bar lets go to war f*ggot no more rappping You cackle I go off no speaking about it Boy I'm gonna add so many scars you gonna need an accountant Cause if we actually brawl then Loey P's gettin pounded I'll put his plasma on the wall no speakers around it So keep it 100 your pansy a** threatened You'll raise your hand it'll and in the handicap section I get into your home while you snort, sherm basing And hit you in your dome til you snort, birds racing He's sittin on the throne then it's short term basis He gettin overthrown like a short first basemen Split 'em for sure and if he's snitching then of course I'll just get Osa as my representative in the court [Round 2: Loe Pesci] You drink and pa** out Frat style I'll tag your face Tomorrow morning in the mirror with that after shave You'll feel like even more of a dickhead for your past mistakes No stats when I graph your place homie got ups no vertical No vertigo so forget rap they still know me from a can of paint I rap for me and a small percentage of y'all To those that get it I'm the most respected if you dont get it at all If your brain ever evolves then you'll know I'm better then y'all As far as Ness his bars heavenly dog You just rap relaxed its like you gon' never gonna get you a job You don't wear any socks and I bet your about to get a ma**age You mummbling f*ggot why do you stumble when rapping It sounds like you indulge in a habit of f**in crushing f**ing up muscle relaxants It started as a custom now he's acustom to have 'em At customs they grabbed him said he's a customer addict They want me to dig up info on his who*e and kids on some informant sh** I'm feeling old new generation is horses piss Im out for capital millitary coordinance Punch a hole in your bakery getting bread from a quarter brick Now you living dead in a horror flick rip his head with the 45th Aim infrared like the Jordan 6 kick bang Kick back like they lining up at the store to get They want me to say your piss poor and couldn't afford this trip Well, no place to stay I bet your tours are sick Well you can stay with Harsh Z or on the store with your Portland b**h In three years we've seen this format morph and switch Now a days the battle scene is such a whoring trick At the third trimester tell the doc they should abort the kid I'll roll up to his crib with a basket full of corn bread Raise one arm he'll pa** out on his door step Make him fall back like the baptist pastor that put the hand up on his forehead Tried to get your soul cleansed and wound up on the floor dead {Chokes} At Battle of the Bay 5 you were floor surfing Ness I hear that you're a floor person You snore worse than Bender and Patience in a four person whip I don't think this tour's working b**hes love the bad guy so you ain't friends with me But you ain't sh** if you don't have any enemies My last chick I.... f**.... I can't even remember b Oh yeah, wait wait wait...she had the a** of the century Get it...I only f** with b**hes that's as bad a** my memory (that whole sh** was planned by the way the whole thing... anyway) In Atlanta they call him Black Cinnamon Bun They dressed him up in the hood they did mad sh** to him son He's so dark his nickname was Aunt Vivian 1 [Round 2: Ness Lee] You goin under sonny, you f** with chicks that's as bad as your memory is On a scale 1-10 you f**in with some 20's I said these guns shotguns I aim it at ya head One click pop son bang it and you dead Real talk after this battle they gon' be making an arrest I ain't his shirt but I'ma put a razor to ya chest b**h Whoever said I ain't the nicest in the league must be on E Or they lying through their teeth no Leon Spinks I pee on this peon thinkin he's beyond me How could he think that beyond me Especially when you cut on your 360's, PS3's You recall me when you put on your favorite B-ball team NBA baller's phenom theme song dog the streets can't believe when they play 3-on-3 And that ain't even my end all be all thing I been on TV screens made G's on G's Hell when I'm beasting on the GRB He rock the neon green Dodge Neon with a freeon leak You suposed to be top heavy, a cheif OG But you an Osa got that Rocksteady and Beebop steeze It won't be long before your belongings belong to me The Elohim I creep with Deon speed I got Debo strength King Kong reach A Greek Gods physique and [?] on B-ball G With the heat on my little Loey P gone see them all if he OD's Blink wrong or even breath on me Talking 'bout we gon' see Negro please I'll tie my good hand back have my weak arm free I could be an oak tree holding a seat on strings And still this emo geek won't swing on me And if you have the slightest choke today bro game over He like Vancouver you let emotions take over You should get it in your brain before you spit remain sober Before I whip you into shape like a gym thats full of slave owners He didn't know this was going on Youtube How you expect us not to forget what you wrote, you do Quote this as a lesson, imagine what it would be like if the people that didn't rap choked in their profession Jordan breaks defense makes a cut to the rear spins off a double team Ohh this could do it here Loud cheers as you could hear people are removed from chairs Jordan jumps into the air... And then forgot what he was doing there [Round 3: Loe Pesci] There's only a few levels between security guards, Feds and police Have you arrested some peeps, no you get a check every week You tell them youre protecting the streets So I guess I get what they mean when they say Ness is a beast You'll be another Southern soldier resting in peace from the Confederate Fleet To you I'm like Genereal Lee slash Omega Supreme How they gonna put me up against him well I had to wait til he was healed to battle him My team will trample him you came to see the best heal in battling Verses the worst heel in battling Now Bender lost to Sketch in a very familiar fashion He claims that he didn't plan it But he would've had me next so no wonder he didn't practice And you out rappin me that's unlikely to happen Like the day that Dizaster comes to Canada for a challenge I've had it I'm bout to roll up on him and his best b**h Sunday morning with the toast while she serving him his breakfast With a suit and a mask like I'm working with abestes I hope you get offended you a religious man Ness? Well Heaven you won't get in I bet Saint Peters turns out to be a White supremist from Leftbridge You ain't even welcome past the gate like at Drect's crib All it takes is a racist joke to amaze these folks For them this is a place to go anyone hating Loe They do this too and they ain't as dope Soon as they make a poll I take the votes A year ago I faked a choke Then Bender did the same as Loe It's all for entertainment bro Hate me for what I've done but love me for the amazing quotes Yo I pulled out an umbrella on an Asian kid for spitting on me I'm a f**in Hellrasier, I could k**a Preist, Son a Man and k**a Army 60 seconds plus 10 for reaction Assa**in You got signed and shelved so much you a contractual has-been Yo Ness I'm tired of battling it's like every week there's 20 new leagues Grind Time Tennessee, Venice Beach, Venezuela, Pennsylvania, Missasauga, Nicaragua? A new league could never go overboard be professional and innovate When it let's just about anyone with vocal chords participate I'm tired of this terrible weak penmenship It's like everywhere I turn it's terrible weak penmenship Had to say it again I'm embarra**ed to be next to it It's like 80% of these battles is real excrement And now I'm just being generous When you encourage the trash you discourage the fans And that's why you are witnessing an artform turn to a fad Long as you on Pharoah Monch's nuts you will never be a man Me and this villian charcter in the beginning was a sham But the marriage became real like Stephanie Mcmahon f** outta here! [Round 3: Ness Lee] I said yo they randomly hate me hara** and degrate me Cause I'm colder then ice, no Anthony Haney I said Loe he gonna get his little man to come blaze me Before I put my hands on them babies, Anthony Casey Pay me homage you got something to say then say it honest Im the total package Kayne and Common Drake and Onyx I'm Halley's comet rasied during Reganomics Player I will pin you to the mat and hold you to it like you made a promise I chase the vodka with a Jagerbomb then sayonara if I find you talking I'll acknowledge I will stop it I'll slide inside your office and snipe your entire offense It won't be a layoff in Houston if I decide to fire Rockets Sup it's the handsomest black man in the mask that'll get your man for his cash and get your hat tooken This cat from Canada's a** look it he'll get smacked on camera with a African American Canada a** whooping You gettin slayed if you ain't being escorted by two cars that interchange tires and get insane milage on the interstate flying to the airport better hope your frickin plane pilot is a getaway driver Catch you back in Montreal in a little gay diner And piledriver your face until your lemonade and cider I can intimadate him and this little kid will stay silent Cause he's from this little place that doesn't generate violence You gonna get screwed and I'm gonna rub it in too (pause) Your verses are the product of a Big Pooh Dawg anyone that writes well just come to this dude And it's like a magic trick, cause he'll cut you in two/too Sorry player I'll take your order place a fork in your potatoe before pouring Jager in your sport inhaler You're a hater your boys a Mighty Morphan Ranger That'll make you abort and change your course like it was a boring major I done kept Georgia wanting for an anchor But Im torn with a Portland Blazer Put us in your 4 disc changer I'm the Orkin sprayer And your only parting favor is me making sure the wardrobe for the corpse is tailored