Locksmyth - Arsenal vs Tottenham (Copa 90) lyrics

[Tony D] Oi, it's just a friendly game of football But we've all come to party Cause there ain't nothing like a North London Derby But? You're from Woolwich? So this ain't nothing like a North London Derby [Locksmyth] Your team? Not bad, but mine - athletes Residents of the Champs League This is where the best football's played, talent's raised Without relying on cash sprees [Tony D] Your stadium got bigger, but your thinking small Cause you went from Invincible to we can't win a thing at all Like Pow! Bizzle and Frimpong had you feeling dench But you fell off around the time the dressing room stopped speaking French [Locksmyth] It's not hard to explain why there's not heart at The Lane No spark to your game In fact, your team have to fail Just another tragic tale Cause all your hopes went out the window when that man from Wales Gareth Bale packed his bags and ran to Real [Tony D] It's been a downhill descent and it's getting much worse Cause for eight seasons your best achievement has been finishing above Spurs As far as I know, you don't get a trophy when you come third [Locksmyth] None of your managers have been as long serving or as smart and clever as Arsene Wenger If there was one, I can't remember [Tony D] So you make the Champions League like every time And you give it your best shot But you never quite make it to the end and the prize Your club motto should be always the bridesmaid, never the bride [Locksmyth] Your team's the average type, not worth the support And even your symbol is represented by a bird on a ball I ain't telling lies, your team's the average type We ain't won it in years, but when you last did It was televised in black and white [Tony D] The location of your ground, match the vibration and the sound if you knock, knock on your trophy cabinet - you know, Holloway Your whole team gets spun off a verse One last thing to tell 'em and that's Come On You Spurs [Locksmyth] If we kept some of the players that we had, we probably could have been the greatest Victoria Concordia Crescit, that's what the motto's stating Achieve victory through harmony