Local H - Mayonnaise And Malaise lyrics

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you Mayonnaise and malaise to go The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22 Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me Catatonic face - i'm marking time randomly Mayonnaise and malaise to go Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink They pay me by the hour and i don't even have to think Charismatic bore and i don't wanna work no more I'm gonna k** the next customer who walks in the door Mayonnaise and malaise to go It's really something to be twenty-nothing I feel my place is so secure A culture spot that i have got So glad to be unsure We've pa**ed our prime in record time I never thought we'd fall so low We've come this far to sell your cars I want all my unease to go It's really something, to be twenty-nothing I feel my place is so secure A culture spot that i have got So glad to be unsure I've come to resent what i represent I'd like to smack that smile off your face But for my angst i must say thanks So good to be put in my place Mayonnaise and malaise to go Punk rock car