Local Business Comedy - New Sleighs lyrics

[Verse 1] Ms. Claus was raised in the era when Clean snow was only rode by Jack Skellington Riding snow you would have thought I had help But they wasn't satisfied unless I shoveled snow myself You see it's broke toboggan racin' That's that "Don't touch any of the snow" And it's rich toboggan racin' That's that "Come in, please buy more" "What you want, new blades? Fur trim? A diamond rein? All you sleds want all the same things" Used to only be trash lids, now everybody sleigh'n Spending everything on Skii Doo Thangs New Sleighs [Bridge] You see there's wood ones and there's saucers But I'd rather be a blade than a shoveler You see there's wood ones and there's saucers But I'd rather be a blade than a shoveler [Verse 2] I throw these Ski Doo keys I ride my blade on the sleet I know that we the new Sleighs I see the lights on the trees I see the lights on the trees I see the lights on the trees I know that we the new Sleighs I see the lights on the trees They throwing snow at me Want me to stay and ski f** you and your corporation Y'all sleddas can't control me I know that we the new sleighs I know that we the new sleighs I'm 'bout to ride the f** out I'm going Nicholas, Saint I know that tinsel ain't free You sleddas tinsel, ain't me Y'all throwing coupons at me You know that sleddas can't read Throw 'em some ski doo keys f** it, Christmas tree I know that we the new sleighs Y'all sledda can't f** with me Y'all sleddas can't f** with Kring Y'all sleddas can't f** with Kring I'll move my family out to Oslo So you can't see where I ring So go and grab the snowmen So I can smash and throw them See they'll confuse us with some scrooges Like the Ancient Roman Meanwhile the DMV Teamed up with the SKI-M-V They tryna lock sleddas up They tryna make new sleighs See that's that privately owned mountain Get your snow today They prolly all in the Hamptons Braggin' 'bout what they made Sled you and your Hampton house I'll Sled your Hampton spouse Sled on her Hampton blouse Snow in her Hampton mouth Y'all 'bout to throw snow up I'm 'bout to ride snow down I'm 'bout to melt snow down Now what the f** they gon' ski now? [Outro: Kanye West & Frank Ocean] I won't end this ride, not this time again So long, so long, so long, you cannot come ride And I'm not riding, and I came loose I came loose, yeah, I came loose Cause I can't leave it to you So let's get to ride, get to ride again (To ride again, to ride) Hoo hoo ho hooooooo [Kóbor János] Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen But do you recall.. The most famous reindeer of them all?