[Intro] f**, man It's Christmas again [Verse 1] Christmas season approachin' f** the toys that y'all been wantin' f** the, f** the toys that y'all been huntin' Santa Claus be up all night again Soon as I pull up and park the gifts We get this b**h crippled like Tiny Tim Take my knapsack and pack it in White hair, boots, toboggan sleds There's too many kids in this house of ten Real Kringle back in your house again Red dude all in your chimney vent Red suit all on your couch again And I know kids like presents, man They got more damn gifts in the stockings, man! [Hook] Huh, long night Long night [Bridge] x2 How many gifts am I dropping off? Let me say I lost count I don't give a f** [Interlude] He'll give us what we need It may not be what we want [Verse 2] Baby girl tryna get a tree And her girl tryna get a tree Chopped 'em both down Don't grudge 'em, Chuck Brown! One last deposit No piss breaks, keep moving Comet Everybody wanna live at the top of the North Pole Took her to the shops, she tried to gift my bu*t hole That when horny elf man kicked her out But I got her back in and put a drill in her mouth! [Hook] [Outro] Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh Sleep now I need sleep now (x5)