Local Business Comedy - Lights on the Trees lyrics

[Intro: Nina Simone] Strange ornaments hanging from the christmas trees Lights on the trees [Verse 1] I just need to clear the snow now It's been building since last Christmastime Now I'm going down for Christmas now And all I want is not to go fly now Cause I ain't got the gifts on me right now And I told elves to build Yeah, I told elves to build But I'mma need a little more time now Cause I ain't got the giftiess on me right now And I thought elves could build Yeah, I thought elves could build These kidses surrounding me All want something from me Then they sit up on me There's no gift without me We could've been Snow Buddies Thought you'd be nice kids 'bout it Now I know you naughty So let's fly on with it [Verse 2] We could've been Snow Buddies 'Stead you had to get gift hungry Let's take it back to your first Barbie When you asked for it from mommy She said no to your malarky She said no to your malarky But you got Barbie from me And you was screamin' "POUND PUPPY!" Before the Wish List tore ya Before the Wish List stole ya 'Member Christmas was so fun? When I would gift yaaaaaa Before the lights on the trees I know this fake Christmas tree Something strange is happening [Verse 3] You could've been Snow buddies We could've Ho! We could've been Snow buddies Or was it cause the first Barbie When we hung our first Holly The gifts came from our heart-y The gifts came from our heart-y Before they call stores Before the Black Friday shoppers How you gon' fight through the stores? It's like I don't even know ya I gotta bring it back to the Claus [Bridge] f** them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer f** them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer f** them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer I ride with my Reindeers I'd die for my... [Verse 4] To all them Jewish a** kidzes, try and get a freebay Trying to get a freebay, now you talkin' crazy I don't give a damn if your mom used to see me It ain't Christmas, this business, need stop actin' greedy She Instagram her gifts like #BadGiftAlert I Instagram her back like #Kidb**hAlert I only ever see that sa** gettin worse Two-thousand-pound coal, too big for your purse Now you sittin' fireside, presents on the other side No labels got your name, gotta check the card right Then you ain't satiated, I'm still flying world wide Then you gotta go and tell your dad and thwart that Main reason cause your gift-friends got to sport that Mommy say you ain't appreciate and take them gifts back All your f**ing gifts going back on the gift rack Nothing now for show and tell, what you think about that? All in all your tinsel honey, uh Yeah-yeah, I got you girly Next year I'll gift you hard Ho, Christmas aganony [Outro] That winter night holding long and long, 'din long Now waiting for the birthday gifts and (cry) And cry and cry And cry and cry And cry and cry And live and learn And live and learn And gifting and gifting like I'm lonely, lonely, lonely And gifting all I have And gifting all And gift And gift