Ll Cool J - Mr. Goodbar lyrics

[LL Cool J] Nah y'all nah y'all uh-uh I ain't disrespectin' though I'm just sayin it happen to me It can happen to him How you doin'? What's your name? Uh, mmm, haha Oh you're his girl [LL Cool J] Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar I'm came to offer champagne Later on maybe I'll tell you my real name But for now sip your drink and be merry And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry Me, I'll have a Kaluha and milk Cause champagne always stains my silk You got a man? That's somethin' we will talk about He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out I like your Fendi bag, your alligator shoes Your hairstyle and your whole point of view The way you lick your lips and stare You tell me that's a habit hmmm yeah Honey-coated legs with not one scar The stylish wardrobe is up to par Here's my number, call me in my car You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar [LL Cool J] So how long you been talkin' to him...word? Nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me Oh, he loves you? [LL Cool J] Honey, open up a bottle of brandy Better yet, have a piece of Cool J candy And sweat the man with the master-disaster Break-ya-like-plaster-plan and The cards on the table and the deal is dealt (Uh) I'm in the mood for a tuna melt And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would hate to Leave the job half-done (Nah!) Cause at a time like this you're the one that I'm lookin' for Crawlin' on the floor (WOOF!) I'm comin' back for more If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa I'll get a piece of of the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar [LL Cool J] Yeah, so you be callin on the request line...hahahaha Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh he's my man, word, him too Yeah I like Bobby Brown Tellin' you he's cool but... [LL Cool J] Don't be cruel cause you'll be on your own It's my prerogative and my microphone Come and get this ice-cream cone Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home Grown and healthy, that's how I like em Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs Hmmm, Mr. Goodbar style You haven't met a guy like me in a while I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake I ain't got no Body by Jake Smooth as White star extra dry Moet Chandon and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon [LL Cool J] YaknowhatI'msayin? I'm Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar) yeah So you know next time, uh, your man is out Check the lobby Nah, nah he's cool Who, my girl? Oh I don't know your man might be with her (uh) YaknowhatI'msayin? But I'm with you Yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh May I say...may I say That outfit you got on...is slammin' Juicy lips, so honey coated hmmm Yo he never says that to you? He never gives you compliments? Yo he be givin you flowers baby And tellin you how much he cares for you? Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection? I didn't think so...