[ VERSE 1 ] I met this new girl with big juicy lips And nice round hips, I mean her body's a trip And when I go over her house, you know what I like? The way she tells me "take it off" and never says "syke" Yo, I'm never in need, she's feedin my greed She never waits for me to ask, she takes the lead Her tongue is sticky, and hickeys are her specialty E wants her, but she saves the good stuff for me Her name is Kanday, she's dandier than Dandy Don You're mad and I'm happy that she put me on I'll never leave her for nothin, only a crazy man would That's why I had to tell ya that (I - feel - good) -->[James Brown] [ crowd ] Whoooo! About Kanday (I - feel - good) Whoooo! About Kanday (I - feel - good) [ VERSE 2 ] Now & Laters gum drops, jellybeans Brothers beg for the leg, she's on the cheerleading team It feels wicked, everytime I stick it, that's right When we're alone she never ever acts polite Hey yo, she blows me kisses, she does my dishes I wished I bust two and she grants my wishes She's clever in bed, she uses her head She's the kinda girl that keeps a fat man well fed Left to right all night, the chick's outta sight I broke my lamp shade in half because I don't use a light Man, she's juicy like a berry, chocolate with the cherry Ask me if it's good and I'll have to say very Wouldn't leave her for nothin, only a crazy man would That's why I had to tell ya that (I - feel - good) [ crowd ] Whoooo! About Kanday (I - feel - good) Whoooo! About Kanday (I - feel - good) [ VERSE 3 ] I'm feelin gooder than good, if you wouldn't I would If you could, I know you could, she's kickin back in the hood When she starts to get off she can knock off a cough I know 'cough' don't rhyme with 'boss', but she made me her boss She's the talk of my room whenever I'm in my room My little brother loves her more than his favorite cartoon Her body's bad, the girl's built, skin like silk Wet, steamy and warm just like a hot cup of milk She's all the way live, keeps me satisfied I don't go outside, I like to stay inside Her ways are like a angel, with bright white wings And I'm crazy 'bout the way Kanday shakes her thing Wouldn't leave her for nothin, only a crazy man would That's why I had to tell ya that (I - feel - good) [ crowd ] Whoooo! About Kanday (I - feel - good) Whoooo! About Kanday (I - feel - good) [ VERSE 4 ] Ooh, you couldn't imagine, I'm lickin my lips If she was tea I'd take a sip, when I'm in gym I do flips I'm in love with the pizznoot, it's proper as hell I'm hittin harder than hard, always makin her yell She's cooler than an iceberg, word to the mother In the house, down the steps and under the covers Right away, no sation, or frontin, or playin Or delayin, I'm never steppin off, I'm always stayin Her mother knows me well, father hates my guts He don't know when we're alone she's always feelin on my n**y-n**y-nuts For a snack, cornflakes, crackerjacks Day after day I try to break that back And man, oh man, damn, you can't and I can Last time I saw her with man I had to shake almost hands I said "what up", he said "what up", "I took your girl, so what up?" Gotta walk on the ground with a hole to fill up All the boys laugh about her, Darryl and Dewayne Bobcat and Earl, but they must be insane Michael Spelling's on my side, and big Chuck the Grease She's my private freaky deak, my own personal skeez Wouldn't leave her for nothin, only a crazy man would That's why I had to tell ya that (I - feel - good) [ crowd ] Whoooo! (Who I feel good about?) About Kanday (I - feel - good) Whoooo! (Real good, knowwhatImsayin? About Kanday (I - feel - good) (Candy sandwich, knowmsayin?) Whoooo! (Chocolate, vanilla) About Kanday (I - feel - good) Whoooo! (Sweet like a strawberry, knowmsayin?) About Kanday (I - feel - good)