Liz Phair - Bouncer's Conversation lyrics

See that girl alone Dressed all in her evening clothes? She's dying 'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up Pull her out of line Stick her in a waiting room And ignore her 'Til her face gets really bloated And I wonder what it's like To be s**in' all the time You never get it right And you're never gonna win And your a** is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Leanin' in the window See that amazon? Her head looks like its connected to her shoulders They look like little boulders Turn her 'round and 'round Take a mental picture of her naked Inebriated Face down on the linoleum And I wonder what it's like To be s**in' all the time You never get it right And you're never gonna win And your a** is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Walkin' to the dressing room What would I give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight And I wonder what it's like To be s**in' all the time You never get it right And you're never gonna win And your a** is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Headin' to the barrio With a f*ggot on her left And a f*ggot on her right And my dick is getting limp 'Cause the chicks all s** tonight And the band is such a bore And I've seen it all before And there's sugar Making me a video What would I give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight