Liz Phair - (why I Left) California lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar No, i'm just, i'm just f**ing with you, i'm kidding No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull And they're standing on top of a hill And i tried to tell you before That that's why i left california So they're standing on top of this hill, right? And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows Whole f**ing pasture And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, "i got this really good idea." And they old bull's like, "yeah?" And i tried to tell you before That that's why i left california "yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, i got this really good idea. Let's run down that hill and f** one of those cows." And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him He's like, "look, i got a better idea." And the young bull's like, "oh yeah, what's your f**ing brilliant idea?" And the old bull goes... And i tried to tell you before That that's why i left california And the old bull goes, "let's walk down that hill and f** all of those cows, dig?" You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, i dunno And i tried to tell you before That that's why i left california