Can you guess where I'm calling from? The Las Vegas Hilton I know it's hard to hear It's just the echo on the line Yes, that's right I'm calling from The Las Vegas Hilton I just want to say that I'm feeling fine I'll be home on a Monday Somewhere around noon Please don't be angry I'll be back with you real soon I was hoping to catch a glimpse Of the man from Memphis They told me that he had gone Never leaving a trace I just could never get involved With those one-armed bandits Sure am craving for the smile on your face I'll be home on a Monday Somewhere around noon Please don't angry I'll be back with you real soon, yeah You looked so lovely when I left I nearly didn't go Twelve thousand miles is such a long way Help me get to grips with Hollywood You're getting through to me Hollywood, you're in my movie I'll be home on a Monday Somewhere around noon Please don't be angry I'll be back with you real soon (repeat) Can you guess where I'm calling from? Yes, that's right I'm calling from The Las Vegas Hilton