Little Man Tate - Who Invented These Lists? lyrics

Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? She's got to find a boyfriend, she's working on a movie Kissing at the premier they'll never see through me He's got to start to mingle, he's working on a single Got to get his d** out, tried to knock a bouncer out Oooooooooh follow the formula! Oooooooooh follow the formula! Got to slag a bands tunes, albums coming out soon Labels gonna drop them if it doesn't go platinum She's got to learn to chit chat before she walks the red mat Doesn't have to talk talk when she's on the catwalk Oooooooooh follow the formula! Oooooooooh follow the formula! The A list hate the B list B list hate the C list C lists hate the D lists and the she wants to be me lists Get a little washed up, a little hit and miss And then you hear them asking, WHO INVENTED THESE LISTS?! He's got to get his life back, do a stint in rehab Breaks the news on TV to get them more publicity She's got an early wake up apply load of make up Got to let the world know she's working on the radio Oooooooooh follow the formula! Oooooooooh follow the formula! Trouble at a nightclub, career's getting washed up Now where the hell does she go, reality TV show He's with a girl half his age, he's getting on the front page A smile and a wink and a glimpse of her ring and Oooooooooh follow the formula! Oooooooooh follow the formula! The A list hate the B list B list hate the C list C lists hate the D lists and the she wants to be me lists Get a little washed up, a little hit and miss And then you hear them asking, WHO INVENTED THESE LISTS?! Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? Who invented these lists? WHO INVENTED THESE LISTS?!