This is it, the story of a lifetime Waiting on some step back, hatcheck, fat cat Well, nevertheless, I saw the girl at the bar Caught her eye, got a glimpse, she had an empty jar (What an aspect) So I went up to her saying "Hey there, I'm sorry for my English But I know it from school and some songs I translated You might know my songs from TV They pick it up again when they teach a keys rookie" She said "No way, you still exist" I haven't heard your records in years and years and years Well, you know, I'm rather into Robbie Williams Beck the breeders and other so called majority leaders And I don't know what the other brother said As we don't know what motherf**er read About the twilight flicker, the big city slicker And I will never say that I am not the one to keep My eyes too shut, my ears too def My hair too long and my record too song, hey They loved me once But denied me uncountable So hard to be A one hit wonder I hit them once But failed them uncountable It's so hard (To be) A one song band Ain't no big deal Cleaning some windshield Whatever will come? What is never done? How much do you make a year? How much in a month? Have you ever made some plan or what? And you're an old one, cold one Bold as a chicken Playing not your Rickenbacker anymore And you're a lousy washed-up Broken down, tub of guts Overrated maniac Drunkard, gone nuts Out in the right place Sticking in a basket So what's the point? She said You will never blast it Once you were their puss in boots Now don't let the cat out Don't you let that fat cat out They loved me once But denied me uncountable So hard to be A one hit wonder I hit them once But failed them uncountable And it's so hard A one hit song They loved me once But denied me uncountable So hard to be A one hit wonder I hit them once But failed them uncountable So hard to be A one song band