Lin-Manuel Miranda - No Me Meto lyrics

[USNAVI] 8:30 on a Saturday Night in Washington Heights I'd rather be watching the fights I'd rather be shaking my raggedy a** in a night club Tonight's the hottest night of the year Freestyling while the hood is stockpiling on ice and beer It's nice in here my cousin Sonny likes it here He runs the cash register while writing letters To his friends en Puerto Plata I've gotta lotta bachata, merengue, salsa (?) Afrocuban, a lot of latin music you've been exposed to Whenever one of my friends rolls through They tell me all their problems like a friend's supposed to Cuz everybody asks for real advice from me [MAN] Usnavi where's the motherf**ing rice!? [USNAVI] Aisle three But I don't get involved with their problems you see I got a little motto I follow religiously No me meto, no me meto I'd like to help you out no doubt pero no puedo No me meto no, no me meto I'm like the confession booth of the ghetto And if I wanted too, if I wanted too I could be pulling the strings like Geppetto But people got their problems I'm not here to solve them Aquí me quedo y no me meto [LINCOLN] My sister's on her way I can't be late We're having dinner and my dad won't wait See you later on tonight [USNAVI] Sounds great It's half past eight tell your moms to save a plate I'm like your neighborhood preacher your favorite teacher And I'm waiting to reach all of you ladies with savory features Well don't be shy, say hello Sonny! [SONNY] Hello Sonny! [USNAVI] You think you're funny...count that money man You wanna try running the grocery? No siree I sell everything that you've ever seen Listerine, keratin, nicotine, hosiery Blow bags to du-rags to neon green rosaries Your local A&P don't even come close to me the Players and hustlers hug their nuts and boast to me to me But when they want someone to give a helping hand They're on their own cuz no me- Good afternoon can I help you Miss? [VANESSA] My name's Vanessa [USNAVI] Yes I know, as you wish yes [VANESSA] I didn't bring enough to pay for this [USNAVI] -It's on the house! [VANESSA] -Thank you! [USNAVI] And she's out with a quickness Vanessa's midriffs are putting me out of business I have a fondness for her physical fitness And when I talk to her I'm scared sh**less, can I get a witness? [SONNY] Amen! It's a sickness! [BENNY] Yo yo Usnavi you better stick to rapping as a hobby So don't quit your day job son because your freestyle is sloppy It's Benny that loud cat, slapping your back on your a** crack I'm smoother than The Ratpack dropping your stocks like Nasdaq [USNAVI] That's wack! You said the same line on Wednesday Now come gra**hopper take a lesson from your sensei I'll try to kick the message the simple way like feng-shui You're getting rusty tin-man You need an oil can and Bengay [BENNY] You ignorant immigrant! It's pronounced “fung-shooey” Now watch me blow up that spot son ba boom booey! I'm screwing with your flow and I hope that I'm not out of order But yo momma's so dumb she [BENNY AND USNAVI] Spends a dollar on a quarter [USNAVI] Yeah that joke is so old it's starting to reek Benny I'll tell you what I told your mom last week No me meto, no me meto Hey Benny's mom you're the bomb pero no puedo I like your muumuu but I can't do you I'm serving your son on a platter like he was pupu Yo you're Benny's mother I can't be your lover We might mess up and give my friend a brand new brother Ohhh! Get out this is my house! Aquí me quedo, no me meto