Lin-Manuel Miranda - It's So f**ing Hot lyrics

-beat boxing- [USNAVI] Wepa! Yo it's so f**ing hot! Hundred degrees in the shade today hate to say My air conditioners' just a paperweight with no juice but I stay loose With this freestyle buck wild beat the only way to go (?) Plus we don't need someone to tell us we funky Though the road is bumpy we never grumpy Have fun be optimistic don't go ballistic You got some lipstick on your collar oh Benny A gentlemen and a scholar disappeared last night But that's alright you're quite a gigolo Deuce Bigalow I taught him everything I know so where did you ascend the silly, ho? Go! and keep it up! Don't f** up my flow son! [BENNY] Yo she's a sophisticated lady and I'm the tramp I swept her off her pretty feet under the streetlamp And then we made the satin sheets damp but just to recap I wanna go over something that happened A certain someone shoulda been tapping that a** Like Aladdin tapped Jasmine instead of acting like a has been Messing with Vanessa in that nightclub I think you hit that sh** like brad pitt in fight club You blew your shot ain't that right scrub? [USNAVI] Woo! [LINCOLN] What? [USNAVI] Oh! [LINCOLN] Are you kidding me? You gotta be kidding me It makes me sick to watch you talking sh** pitifully Cuz I'm the one who should be an*lyzing critically (?) [USNAVI] What! [LINCOLN] (?) [USNAVI] What! [LINCOLN] Cuz you're the one who runs from every little situation you're full of it! Benny, you're f**ing full of it! [USNAVI] Okay everybody! Chill relax take your pill take your Xanax get off each others fothermucking nut sacks, bu*t cracks you guys are best friends! [LINCOLN] Best friends since when? [BENNY] Yo, I'm gonna ignore that I think you've been drinking You wanna step to me n***a I'm not blinking Yo I'm just saying when a girl is f**ing blinking like she got a nervous tic You gotta let that hint sink in Vanessa wanted you man what was you thinking? Sitting there wimping when you shoulda been pimping [USNAVI] Ooh! [LINCOLN] I don't need your bullsh** pity or condescending attitude I'm already mad at you [USNAVI] What's the matta dude? [LINCOLN] You think I wanna be like you!? [USNAVI] That's not true, what? [LINCOLN] Benny I'd rather be anyone but you! [BENNY] f** you! [LINCOLN] f** you! You started this. Let's get to the heart of this [USNAVI] Yo. This is r*tardedness [BENNY] Whatever [LINCOLN] You grab your mans trying to tap that a** offa anything that pa** man Have no cla** you walk around mad cuz you had no dad [BENNY] Yo what did you say to me? [USNAVI] Yo relax he ain't worth it! [LINCOLN] Hey nobody's perfect but stay away from Nina cuz she does not deserve your sh** And if you ever touch my sister again you can forget that you were ever my friend [BENNY] And don't you ever blame your problems on me because I'll see whoever I wanna see [LINCOLN] Whatever yo [BENNY] Yo whatever [USNAVI] Nice weather Hey, would you two please pull out for a minute we're spitting Everything was fine then we hit a little speed bump We don't need to get heated so please come back don't be so wack Now I'm sitting on the stoop like a nincompoop and I've told you everything And thrown the kitchen sink in too I don't know much more than you My friends are leaving me on the stoop as if I was a week old mango …Hey, where y'all going!? Damn