Lin-Manuel Miranda - Natalia lyrics

[Verse 1: Lin-Manuel Miranda] Soooooo We're sitting in this twenty-dollar diner and I'm trying to tell the truth To this pretty Latin youth Skin is smoother than a silk satin suit She's so cute She got me stammerin' and stutterin' Hearts a flutterin' Body parts a mutterin', utterin' Dog you got this I can't watch you botch this Don't be obnoxious Stop thinking with your crotch This is harder than anticipated The date is going great She thinks I'm sophisticated I guess I underestimated the realness of my feelings While she's dealing with the menu The place is kinda strange but it's too late to change the venue And when you and I say aye and I decide to spill my guts and trust my instincts It sinks in that she might not Reciprocate and it's too late to shift my weight back What's she gonna say? [Chorus: Arthur Lewis] Do do do dooo do dooo Do do doo Do do do do dooo Do do do dooo do doooo do do-woo Do do do dooo do dooo Do do doo Do do do do dooo Do do do dooo do doooo do do-woo [Verse 2] Nooooooow She's telling me a story But I can't stop staring at her lips As she sips From a gla** of Mr. Pibb's And as I drift she inquires "Is there something on your mind?" "Yes" God, she's blind to this She's k**ing me with kindness Roosevelt Island's finest Sitting with me in this diner as I sweat in silence Weighing the pluses and the minuses Clear my sinuses Clear my throat A-huh a-huh Here I go When she says, and I quote: "Lin, I consider you a close friend You take me to these shows And I feel you're different from most men They got ulterior motives You notice the little things Like the way you can just listen without fidgeting and fiddling I guess what I'm saying is I'm really really glad you called me up To say what's up You're like the brother I never had" Huh? I'm sorry, what was that? [Chorus] [Verse 3] Yeeeaaaaoooohhhh Lemme get something off my chest before we get this check I didn't come to be your best friend or get respect Maybe you're dumb because I guess you haven't sensed it yet No I'm dumb in retrospect because I haven't said sh** yet I gotta be straight Since my last relationship I've been sensational at getting laid, it's great The occupational hazard of that is the more we have s** The less it matters Leaving condom wrappers in tatters The fact is - how do I say this? You got me shaking like I'm back in seventh grade with braces Dating Kim Ravens Maybe it's one of those phases But face it, you're like Unfathomably beautiful Yes madam, you're a cutie full of life And everything you say is a surprise I realize that I idealize you like the other guys If you despise me now in light of this I'm sorry I ain't proposing marriage I'd be glad to be a chapter in your story If you feel nothing for me We'll keep it hunky dory Or we'll just say goodnight Ok, ok, ok, all right, ok... Whatcha gonna say? [Chorus]