Lin-Manuel Miranda - Baked to a Crisp lyrics

[Intro: Arthur Lewis beatboxing] [Verse 1: Lin-Manuel Miranda] Baked to a crisp I whisper as I wander down the hallway Whistling, wondering when you was gonna call me Too much weed I'm smoking Indo and I'm falling fast asleep I'm thinking about Loretta, B I'm the beat and she's the melody Together we'd hit the street She's walking fifty feet ahead of me Instead of me she's off and looking for a better me But I cannot succumb to jealousy [Chorus: Lin-Manuel Miranda and Arthur Lewis] [Miranda] My cousin's telling me [Both] Andre [Miranda] Forget Loretta, get a life [Lewis] Forget Loretta, get a life [Both] Get out of the house, do your laundry [Miranda] f** Loretta [Lewis] f** Loretta [Miranda] Go do better [Lewis] Go do better [Both] And even though it's been a long time [Miranda] Loretta's still on the brain [Lewis] Loretta's still on the brain [Both] I haven't slept in a long time Without the help of Mary Jane Let me explain [Verse 2: Lin-Manuel Miranda] Bust it I know I ramble like rolling tumbleweeds Smoking humble seeds Underneath flowing rumbling beats Someone needs to chill the f** out No need to bug out I don't mean to be a fiend (Oh) Why am I screaming so loud That's alright I can be louder than Manhattan clam chowder on a white dress Have you screaming yes just like this Lado a lado you can't f** with my bravado I know yes I know wherever I go you follow And the rhymes are tight (Ooh) And my mind's all right (Lewis: Inside) But my heart is like (Oh!) (Lewis: Yeah) Lonely [Chorus: Lin-Manuel Miranda and Arthur Lewis] [Miranda] My cousin told me [Both] Andre [Miranda] Forget Loretta, get a J-O-B [Lewis] Forget Loretta, get a J-O-B [Both] Get out of the house, do your laundry [Miranda] There's other fishies in the big ol' sea [Lewis] There's other fishies in the sea [Miranda] Let her be, let her be [Verse 3: Lin-Manuel Miranda] What happened? I miss you (What happened?) Come back and put your loving in my lap or some poetic crap like that You had me at hello You complete me Girl you know you need me Your daddy was a thief because he took the stars and put them in your eyes Your lonely eyes You got me spouting corny lines And since you left I haven't slept in forty days or forty nights f** it, I need you right now I wanna call your number but I know that's not allowed Simon says "GET THE fu*k UP" But I can't get down Ever since I found out you was sleeping around Leaving town So now Show me the meaning of being the only motherfu*k who didn't know that you was cheating Repeating like a CD cause you played me like a punk And I'd be mad except you haven't called me in a month Dumped But I'm a keep on going even though the beat is through And in a week or two I'll try to get another peek at you Praying to Jesus too But I don't see what he can do I don't believe in him like I really believe in me and you (Lewis: really believe in me and you oh) [Chorus: Lin-Manuel Miranda and Arthur Lewis] [Miranda] And I been telling myself [Both] Andre [Miranda] Forget Loretta, get some weed [Lewis] Forget Loretta, get some weed [Both] Get out of the house, do your laundry [Miranda] Roll another spliff [Miranda] Another philly's all you need [Lewis] Another philly's all you need [Miranda] Another philly's all I need [Lewis] Another philly's all you need [Outro: Miranda, overlapping] Go to the corner store, buy some blunts Another philly's all I need Another philly's all you need man Just get out of the couch Baked to a crisp I whistle as I wander down the hallway You stink, man. Just get out of the couch, dog All I need You're f**ing smellin' to high heaven in here *whistles* 'n breathe *laughs*