Limbomaniacs - p**no lyrics

I watch p**no in the day I watch p**no at night I'm a terminal case and I love my plight Some say I'm sick I say I'm alright All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight It's my own religion my own kind of heaven Big ole schlongs goin' into little women All for me to see on the color screen bo*erville, Arizona, you know what I mean CHORUS I need p**no I need p**no Magazines yeah you know I've got 'em Full'a young naked women with young naked bottoms My name is House the albino mouse I always read Penthouse never read Proust I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly All but one of Gay Night Orderlies I read the best I read the rest and now I confess I got a life subscription to Enema Digest CHORUS I'm not afraid to admit to my addiction I like to watch two people use friction Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn I like to watch it go in and out again On the video fast or slow-mo I can unwind to a good p**no show My girlfriend she gets so uptight When I call her and I tell her it's p**no night CHORUS -----------------------------------------------------------