LilDeuceDeuce - The Leperchaun lyrics

[Dr. Monster] Behold! My most fearsome invention yet! The Leperchaun! [Douglas] But Dr. Monster, what's so scary about a Leprechaun? [Dr. Monster] Not a Leprechaun, Douglas, a Lep-ER-chaun [Douglas] That's just Leprechaun spelled wrong? [Dr. Monster] No, no. Listen carefully! Lep-ER-chaun [Douglas] I don't get what's so scary about a dyslexic Leprechaun [Dr. Monster] Let me educate you through the power of music! [Verse 1: Leperchaun] I am the Leperchaun, and I've been cursed with leprosy When people see me on the street they stop and point at me 'Cos my appendages are covered in these bandages of green And everywhere I see the sight of frightened children screaming Always after me lucky charms, so magically delicious Tastes sweet, but the side effects are rather vicious Follow the rainbow to my pot of gold, just watch out for severed toes You'll never get my four leaf clover The game is up, your life is over! [Hook] LEPERCHAUN! x4 [Dr. Monster] Behold! My most invention yet: The Leopardchaun! [Verse 2: Leopardchaun] I am the Leopardchaun. Top o' the mornin to ya Better stand down, cuz I got a warning for ya Listen Leperchaun, you're about to be replaced I'm Dr. Monster's masterpiece, you were just a mistake Battling you shouldn't prove to be too hard I mean look at you, you're already falling apart I am the Leopardchaun and I will never change my spots That's why I won't stop 'til I'm on top and I'm calling the shots [Hook] LEOPARDCHAUN! x7 [Verse 3: Leperchaun] You think you scare me with your fake tough guy act? Face it Leopardchaun, you're nothing but a p**y cat You can't even imagine how sick and twisted I am You're just a copycat, a wannabe, and a sham Rock rhymes so sick I gave the mic a disease Battle me and I'll defeat you with the greatest of ease Now I'm sick of this charade, it's time to say goodbye It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye [Hook] LEPERCHAUN! x7 [Douglas] Oh, Lep-ER-chaun! I get it now! [Dr. Monster] You like it? [Douglas] Yeah, yeah, it's clever! [Dr. Monster] Pretty good, right? [Douglas] Very clever, well done