My man thought he was raising Sam(?) I said, "Give it to me baby, you don't understand Where to put that thing Where to put that thing Just press my bu*ton, give my bell a ring" Come on, baby, let's have some fun Just put your hot dog in my bun And I'll have that thing That ting-a-ling Just press my bu*ton, give my bell a ring My man's out there in the rain and cold He's got the right key, but just can't find the hole He say, "Where's that thing That ting-a-ling I been pressin' your bu*ton, and your bell won't ring" Spoken: Beat it out, boy! Come on and oil my bu*ton! Kinda rusty! Now, tell me daddy, what it's all about Tryin' to fix your spark plug and it's all worn out I can't use that thing That ting-a-ling I been pressin' your bu*ton, and your bell won't ring Hear my baby, all out of breath Been workin' all night and ain't done nothin' yet What's wrong with that thing My ting-a-ling I been pressin' your bu*ton, and your bell won't ring Hear me, baby, on my bended knee I want some kind daddy just to hear my plea And bring me that thing That ting-a-ling Just press my bu*ton, give my bell a ring