Lil Dicky - Staying In lyrics

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Another Friday afternoon Dicky chillin in his room Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon Pimpin I ain't fittna move sh** b**hes getting stupid But I ain't getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar But I just ate a chicken parm And then got faded in ma car And there's tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms Debating if it's safe to wait because bathrooms kinda far Goddamn. I don't wanna go nowhere Why the f** these b**hes call ma cell Ion't really care what the f** they do I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down But I don't wanna f** with nuffin less it's something in the house And now I'm naked on the couch With raisenets in ma mouth I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12 And I'm beatin that a** with the Utah jazz, Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin with a black ho Dat want a redskin sack, call dat b**h orakpo Crack flow, f**in with a lotta f**in snacks bro Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough [Hook: Lil Dicky] And I ain't got no maf**an plans ya diggg It's Friday night and I'm stayin in Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn If you don't even care what day it is Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit, Go on Demand, take a gander and play some sh**tt [Verse 2: Lil Dicky] Okay ma cell is getting bombed yo b**hes want a don To come meet em greet em leave with em, freak em at they condo Ma penis like Chicago D Rose pronto But I won't be scorin less it's fifa with ronaldo Cause I ain't comin out, I'm getting freaky, Michael Jackson Keepin up with the kardashians As I'm eatin easy mac and As I'm peein I'm seein penis with pieces of a napkin Need to clean it, I'm creamin without a boo, dis ain't Aladdin Achu, das what the rest ya'll do erry time ya'll spit some sicknin sh** The fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now I'm raiden sub zero to finish him Damn... how you do dat there, you kickin it like Liu Kang here Ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a j** with nare And iont think I wanna brag, but stayin inside the pad Was basically the greatest day that I've had Holla back if you don't really wanna pregame, and wait for cabs Would rather eat a f**in cheese cake, and take a nap I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a maf**a Bumpin to something usher, while grubbing on some fuddruckers Say I ain't the man ho Playin on demand shows You can get retarded, but lil dicky think he stayin home [Hook]