Lil Dicky - Bet Backroom Freestyle lyrics

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Okay i'm buzzing cause i'm eloquent Where I'm coming from is hyper-relevant Cause I ain't seen a ton of us who prevalent It's nothing but an impediment I'm yelling "let 'em in" despite the fact my resume Suggest above a president I'm fresher than a peppermint Actually I'm pretty underwhelming When it comes to fashion and things Try to focus on the rap, not distracted by things Probably while when i get on the track I'm lapping the kings Having a blings not a prio Vile like a chubby youngin' who stumbled and wandered suddenly up into the snack aisle Other words indecision was imminent Rhythm and penman ship had me thinking "be eminemish" My predicament would lie with my ambition of joke I'm funny like your favorite comedy when you smoke So, came to mind i should probably combine em Bring a lil LD Larry David to rhymin' In my surprise A lot of guys Are quick to categorize That as a gimmick Like i'm spittin' Like a kid who compromising What is to better fit in With the rest of the guys whose spittin' Contradicting with Dicky been about from the beginning But, I digress it's just a lot to attack First of all it's really funny how the rest of you rap If I mumble something dumb about me running the trap Then i'd be another young redundancy who muttering crap That'd be hard to defend like i'm playing with five Only when i'm mini-golfing is when i'm playing with lies That would be another foul right? But i don't reach ref I like to keep you all abreast I don't mean chest If i don't seem stressed Baby i'm not Lil David be hot They bout to put my name on a yacht But, someone tell me how to judge an mc Probably think i'm really rapping If it's lady's I freak Mercedes I lease The laziest weak Delectably chic Creatively sleek Basic as tea but sorta I threw the Spanish in to add swag But, the way I'm starting to rap with these other tricks It's like I'm their half dad And I ain't mad at you no offense But if you cold bro I know must be snowing pens Cause if you call homie everybody goin' in How bout you holla back when you rapping I'll probably be napping Or having a snack in the backroom This is a feast Way I'm rising on these rappers like I'm made up of yeast Way I'm sizing up these actors I should hand you a cleat You goin' in a couple brother and ballin' the scene mean I don't play with you dog Wanna muscle with the flow get a spotter involved You couldn't see me in the post if you blogging my songs Couldn't see me with the cloak harry potter put on Couldn't see me like a ghost doin' nothin' at all I'm taking over and they mad Father in law Ahh I'm the best you never heard about Keep it real I don't k**, but I murder doubt It's been a year and I'm here That's a turn around Second guess my name, never question what the nerd about I'm David Burd I'm out Lil Dicky for word of mouth purposes