Lenny_K - Tobacco Road lyrics

What y'all know about Tobacco Road Everybody celebrate 90 years old Everybody have a drink, what the hell We've been doing this since 1912 First liquor license in Dade First place where a bartender got paid You didn't have try to hard to get laid I heard it was a Ho House back in the day So everybody light your cigarettes and keep smokin' I'm letting ya know now the Road is open Welcoming the bikers and business executives Musicians of all sorts, it never gets repetitive Live music every night, yo it's the best thing Better than Churchill's, Sticky Stuff Wrestling Some of the best food that you ever tasted So have a little homemade soup and get wasted There's no place like this, yo you gotta face it It never will become a chain it can't be duplicated If ya never been here I ain't mad at you Welcome to 626 South Miami Avenue The home of the blues, big time to local acts Just saw Tony in the back, he was smoking crack Man he was messed up like Danny Jessup on a Thursday The Road is 90 years old, happy birthday Ever since the first day I set foot in here Yo it's been a party so throw your hands in the air And celebrate the past, present and future Cuz time flies, but memories ya never lose em What with they filming at the Road are ya curious Yo it was part two Fast and the Furious Loud as jazz on a Wednesday night yeah What's the best place in Miami, yo it's right here I got an idea, let's take a couple shots of Beam Whether ya broke I got lots of cream It doesn't matter cause at the Road everybody's family Whether you're Willy Wonka with lots of candy Or if ya got nothin and your name is Randy The Road don't discriminate, you understand me I can't see no end in sight The Road is a landmark, yeah that's right It's like a place that's so easy to go to man This sh** ain't Cheers but feels like everybody knows your name So go insane cause this is the best party of the whole year Don't go nowhere let me hear ya say oh yeah (Oh yeah) Now say it again, come on (Oh yeah) Cause we're stayin' all the way to the end So have another drink, don't need to think about leaving The reason is yo this is the mother f**in season To celebrate, need a girl? get a date, who can just relax and meditate With Lenny K the heavyweight A lover not a fighter I got more sh** than Mark Weiser Open your eyes up I'm gonna surprise ya With the crazy a** words that come out of my mouth, see I just hit the lottery my name is Ralphie I know you're gonna ask, but sir it's too early You can't get an after-midnight steak at 11:30 Just can't do it, you can keep lookin I already spoke to Lou, Jen and Charles, they won't cook it! How about a nice Memphis style rib dinner “Is it as good as Flannigan's?”, yo it's much bigger And better, with that really nice spice rub Ya cross the Road, ya get tied up In the Miami river, is where ya get thrown In the memory of Al Capone I don't mean no offence, so don't be pissed Nope there ain't no velvet rope, you can South Beach this! No guest list, and no VIP section That's just the Road baby no need to be guessin The best in town the best around Tobacco Road put your hands up and yo get down To the sound of an all around down individual Like Shaky on a Schwinn it's my everyday ritual To grab the mic, and represent, look it's Chinaman! Mark's chillin inside a van, Matt you're lookin kinda tan If ya got time ta plan, you'll be singin' I'm the man If ya don't, try again like Angel tryin to find a man He's up in this spot yo, though you will not go Over to the Road without seeing Flaco And I know that yall like it raw I'm rhymin with the perfect timin, shinin like the new floor Don't be trippin or slippin kid when I'm kickin it I might buy you a shot ya better not be sippin it This is it, what, Lucini fallin from the sky Ballin' til I die Who remembers 4th of July 2002, you know how I do Comin through for who? My entire crew Like momma and poppa, I'm so old school Workin here for over 20 years that's so cool Nuff respect to all my Road affiliates We don't have a lot of money but yo we're really rich in culture Hey yo ya know I ain't no hater But would I really be doin this if I wasn't a Road waiter? But that's the beauty of it, now tell me do ya love it? Yo it's dope and I'm hopin ya knowin the Road is open to the public So f** it come and represent every day At the oldest f**in bar in the MIA What can I say, big up to Eujene in the parkin lot My man is Fernandez I heard he likes to spark a lot Charlie, Donna , John Graham, Linda dropped the bomb Mannie and Scott, yo when we rock, people say goddamn Buy my CD and later you'll be playin this Hearin me represent rap for Tobacco Road waitresses Jessie, Jessica, Vanessa, Lisa and Red I heard we're losin Susan she was eatin some bread And an unnamed manager got up in her face Yo What you spreadin Lenny? rumors in the workplace Uh uh, yeah, rumors in the workplace What y'all know about rumors in the workplace Yvonne, huh AKA Little J-Lo Cause you know, she got that Jumbo Culo Oh my god, did he really just say that? I was on the wall of shame, here comes the payback If ya get pulled over there's no need to be under pressure Just tell em ya work at the Road and the 5-0 won't arrest ya The Road is gonna get ya, just imagine it's the Playboy Mansion And your name is Hugh Hefner So why the hell would ya ever wanna leave From 1912 to 2003 Now we in the new era when I look into the mirror I see a rapper slash Tobacco Road waiter Not scared of diversity, yo I'm the first to be Strictly hip hop at the Road anniversary Ey yo, and don't forget to go To the medical, marijuana festival Hey yo I gotta go now so see ya later It's White Russian, Lenny K and the Radiators