Leningrad Cowboys - Bumpersticker Rock lyrics

I touched down in Chicago. Rented me a road machine Gonna head down old 66. Livin' the American dream Just a stranger in a strange land. Had to find out on my own There it was right in front of me. All I needed to know Honk your horn if you love Elvis You can beam me up Mr. Scott sh** happens if you don't save the whales Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock By the time that I reached Texas. Rifle racks and pickup trucks I learned that Rush is Right, who ever the hell he is And Clinton he didn't inhale he s**s Looks like everyone's buck naked down at the nudist rodeo God is comin' and boy is she pissed From Alabama to Mexico Honk your horn if you love Elvis You can beam me up Mr. Scott sh** happens if you don't save the whales Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock Solo Life is a b**h in California. Bumper to bumper they're all stars The land of the free keeps on preaching to me From the a** end of their cars Honk your horn if you love Elvis You can beam me up Mr. Scott sh** happens if you don't save the whales Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock