Lemson n Dyaz the Bringer of Love n Peace - Furry Funk lyrics

[Hook: Dyaz] Uh, swagga thru da roof, girl you can get the D You know why? Cause motherf**ers wanna fade me I'm in danger, so I gotta end my life dope, b Getting it in with all my ladies, Ashleigh Ariana, Nicole, girls, lets make a baby And gurl, lets get down like cray-y-ay-zy [Verse 1: Lemson aka R] I TELL HER MEET ME IN THE CAT ROOM Motherf**ahs say I'm da sh**, no bat poo Oh you Madd Dogg? Well I'm Mike Vick Me n Dyaz, that's Ariana and Vic Sprayin out my dick, call that a squirt gun This girl's only 12 but I'm dyslexic so that's really 21 Dyaz said Scopey is WOAT, I said "cool" We listen to that real hip hop, Kendrick Lamar Swimming Pools This a house party, prepare the avocados Chiefin' that Keef in Mexico, call me El Dorado Catch me at Starbucks after midnight in a robe with my Furby b**hes swallow my dick, call them b**hes Kirby Chocolate milk, biscuits, I'm poppin Mollies f** a Friday night, I'm playin' with my dollies f**ing a Chinese girls, vachina fu*king a furry, vagina I'm writing my stanzas while slowly masturbating to George Costanza Scopey's verse always s**s like SDVG on dat banana Ashleigh got Algernon whipped, cream Me n Dyaz the real world leaders, Reality Kings f** a car, I'm riding on a Yeti's back Chat's full of f**bois, everyone except me and Mak My dick is god, my balls are Blu So that makes your girl Below the Heavens, foo I got a yo-yo that says YOLO b**h mother f**er, I lean like a CHOLO THEY CALL ME A WHITE COLLEGE GIRL, CUZ I GONE WILD [Hook] [Verse 2: Algernon] f** your curtains boy this is towel talk 2 TOWELS plays em right, card shark These hard bars like scrap cars in junk yards I grab em up smash em up and tear em apart You're Drake soft and fell off like car parts Woulda held together if your verse was better but it's not f** this 16 it's too fresh like a preteen Drama queen causing problems making scenes Cuz these b**hes cray like ASHLE1GH pls go to slp It's too late and if you're awake it's too hard for me to creep Got stalker eyes like cat eyes like a feline I see at night Lem and I 2 alpha dogs pulling b**hes left and right That's cats and dogs we party hard like Otta tonight We're getting tail no fake scales we're outta sight Dyaz is a f** boi and he's never seen no girls here He's bird sh** no albatross and a god awful puppeteer [Hook] [Verse 3: M'Balls] (Spit dat fiyah, got 'em shook) They want me surrounded, then I can just fire in every direction But I'mma let the World know I won't Trade in my Center of attention Too mighty for any planes to come knock me down My game is too stable for any player to come stop me now I'm just gonna jump out, do my thing and rock the crowd My train of thought goes off-road sometimes Then it gets back on track and I write some more rhymes How are you gonna compete with the craziest man born? My flow is tighter than a camel's a**hole in a sandstorm Black and yellow like the k**er bees from a Wu-tang Clan swarm Black and yellow like the Camaro, I can always transform ‘Cause I'm higher than Wiz Khalifa smokin' reefa on top of Burj Khalifa Never know what to expect when I eject, but better bet I'm effective Gave birth to so many rap lines, they made a rap abortion clinic Looking at life in a blurred perspective, still thinking optimistic Meaning even if my eyes are weak, I've got a clear sight and vision Keep hating ‘cause it only fills the tank that lights the ignition I'm here to splatter you hoes, and shatter your domes I'll bring my best no matter the show Eating rap daily growing fatter as I go Embracing the situation, it's a beautiful experience And right now today is my time of the month; period