Lemon Demon - Knife Fight lyrics

I tire of your mind games. Im sick of playing Dont Wake Daddy. Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me. But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? I challenge you to a battle of knifes! KNIFE FIGHT, Youre gonna fight for your life! KNIFE FIGHT, Youre gonna fight with a knife! KNIFE FIGHT, A really really really sharp knife! YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT! Im a crazy (crazy) son of a *****! Ima cut you! (Cut you!) Swish swish! In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT! NEIL: Let me tell you something: I cant be beat. MARTY: Oh yeah? NEIL: Yeah. Cuz Im the king of the street! MARTY: Well guess what, man: Ill pin you to the wall! NEIL: Oh yeah? MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small! NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and thats what counts! Im gonna make you bleed copious amounts! MARTY: Yeah well Ill be sure to thank you right after I shank you! NEIL: Punk. MARTY: Dweeb. KNIFE FIGHT, Youre gonna fight for your life! KNIFE FIGHT, Youre gonna fight with a knife! KNIFE FIGHT, A really really really sharp knife! YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT! Im a crazy (crazy) son of a *****! Ima cut you! (Cut you!) Swish swish! In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT! NEIL: Im gonna slice you up! MARTY: Im gonna cut you down! NEIL: Ill put you in your place! MARTY: Ill put you underground! NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! MARTY: Ive got a TIP for you, get the POINT? NEIL: Yeah, sure. MARTY: Its time to face the music! NEIL: Time to face the facts! MARTY: Time to bite the bullet! NEIL: Time to pay the tax! MARTY: Ive got a blade of fury. NEIL: I am a ball of rage. MARTY: You ready, s**a? NEIL: Born ready. BOTH: ENGAGE! KNIFE! FIGHT! CUT! STAB! KNIFE! OW! POKE! KNIFE! MARTY: Hey wait a minute here! NEIL: Oh, what is it?! MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt! NEIL: Hurt? I dont want to get hurt. MARTY: Who does! NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT! Tickle fight! Its a tickle fight! Dont bring no knife to a tickle fight! Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and Everyone can sing together, now: Tickle fight! Tickle fight! La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight! Ding dong doodly Nick nack noodly Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly! Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY! MARTY: That was fun. Wheres my knife?