Everywhere I look I always see People who are crazier than me Gadzooks! Gadzooks! You're all such crazy kooks! A bunch of flaky flukes You're giving me the spooks Everyone's gone funny in the head I went outside and this is what I said... I said: Egad! Egad! I think you've all gone mad! Gone nuts at least a tad It's really kind of sad How can people so bizarre exist? (How can people so bizarre exist?) They should go to a psychiatrist (They should go right now.) By Jove! By Jove! You've formed a crazy drove And on the streets you rove! It's something that I loave... ...loathe Gorblimey! Gorblimey! The situation's getting slimy! And I am just so stymied! I can't think of a rhymie Gee Willikers! Gee Willikers! You're all mentally illikers! No, this is not a drillikers! Okay, this is getting sillikers Odds-bodkins! Odds-bodkins! Don't know what that means Gadzooks! Gadzooks! You're all such crazy kooky kooks!