Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He drag potty all around He bring potty to your town Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He wear a jumpsuit and thick gloves He put a potty in with love Jaa! He be dancin' in the doo-doo all night long, oh (dancin' in the doo-doo all night long!) he be dancin in the doo-doo-doo-doo Is that so wrong? (is that so wrong??) He be dancin' in the doo-doo all night long, yeah (dancin' in the doo-doo all night long!) he be dancin' in the doo-doo-doo You don't want to shake his hand (NO NO!) Mr. Port-A-Potty Man (Port-A-Potty Man) Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He drag potty all around He bring potty to your town (potty to your town) Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He got a potty He got a potty for you Jaa!