Lemon Demon - Ebaum's World Dot Com lyrics

Once upon time on the Internet there was a guy a very deepy flawed man they called him Eric Bauman he was a total a**hole and nobody knows why he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon from Something Awful on to Fark with his trusty watermark he stole and stuck it all upon Ebaumsworld.com it wasn't fair to those from whom he stole but did he care? no not one bit and then he had the nads to sell some ads what a piece of sh** oh, Eric Eric's quite a s*ut other people's work has made him rich he hired some male prostitutes dressed them up three-piece suits his faithful team of lawyers made the Internet his b**h 'til Lowtax came along punched him in the face and banged his mom and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased well, sadly that's a lie, there's still an Ebaumsworld.com but if we all join hands and sing this song then our call will reach the sky and maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that who*e I think it's worth a try Ebaumsworld is going down we gotta rise up from the underground and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two bout how stealing simply isn't cool so right now we're making that our mission and if that ba*tard doesn't listen we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his a** with "SOMETHING AWFUL"