If I had big arms like Aaron Tippin I could have all the country girls flippin' Tight jeans like Neil McCoy I'd have all the ladies sayin' 'come here boy' An Elvis quiver in my voice From all the women I could have my choice John Michael Montgomery charm I'd have cuttin' wood honeys hangin' on my arms Yeah I'd be on top of the world I'd have all the pretty girls And I'd be in on all the action If I had long legs like Alan Jackson If I had George Strait's famous smile I'd have the women just a goin' hog wild Eyes just like Tracy Byrd I'd give 'em love lessons like they deserve Jump around like Brooks 'n Dunn Little Miss Honky Tonk would be number one If I could growl like ol' Conway Sayin' 'Hello Darlin' when they come my way Yeah I'd be on top of the world I'd have all the pretty girls And I'd be in on all the action If I had long legs like Alan Jackson If I had Billy Ray's way of shakin' I'd have the ladies' hearts achy breakin' Put the girls in a screamin fit If I had hair like Travis Tritt Leather pants like Dwight Yokam I'd have 'em all on the dancefloor smokin' Wore a hat just like Garth Brooks I'd be the one gettin' all the looks Yeah I'd be on top of the world I'd have all the pretty girls And I'd be in on all the action If I had long legs like Alan Jackson I'm sure all the girls agree That I could use some of these things I'd be in on all the action If I had long legs like Alan Jackson I'd be the main attraction If I had long legs Like Alan Jackson