Legz Diamond & The Purple Gang - Woody lyrics

[Hook:] Big woody and me we out riding Lookin for a sweet place to hide in We just wants a friend to confide in If you don't mind at all he'll just slide in And you'll find everything is ok We can do it like this all day And you'll find everything is alright We can do it like that all night [Verse 1:] Woody loves all shapes and sizes I don't think these hoes realize this When opportunity knocks woody rises He wanna dive right in, no surprises When it's time to go to work he's not a gentlemen When he's knockin on your neden you should let em in I'm a tell ya now woody is a veteran He's gonna hurt that a**, bring excedrin Your booty just winked at him and blew a kiss Who you playin ho? Woody ain't new to this He wanna be introduced to your uterus We either doing this or it's like “boo b**h” [Hook] [Verse 2:] Woody been around the world samplin the pie How the f**s he gonna know it if he don't try? He had to bug em, beg em, b**h em out and finally buy So many to live for and a few to die Woody thinks for himself calls all the plays He blows crawl tunnels out into hallways One day he'll settle down yeah we all pray He spits on em and leaves, always Woody ain't afraid to pop out in public Hit the bushes like “hurry up chick” Woody loves it, pull and shoves it Under and above it, leavin nothin of it [Hook]