LEGO - The Great Pyramids lyrics

[Pharaoh] Here we will build the great pyramid, an everlasting testament to my extreme awesomeness. [Slaves and servant] Yes, pharaoh. [Servant] But sir, what will we use for raw materials? Pharaoh points to a box saying LEGO Egyptian pyramid [Pharaoh] Uh...Duh! Scene cuts to two slaves fanning the Pharaoh [Servant] Your majesty, we've ran out of brown bricks! [Pharaoh] It's all good in the hood baby, just use yellow bricks. [Servant] Uh...running low on yellow, but there's lots of blue. [Pharaoh] No stress. Scene cuts to the pharaoh reading a newspaper [Servant] Your majesty, we kinda skipped step eighteen and now it's too late to go back. [Pharaoh] Oh...come on! [Servant] Everything's sorta leaning to the right, hope that's cool. [Pharaoh] Ay! Scene cuts to the pharaoh about to eat a sandwich [Pharaoh] Yes? [Servant] Um, some of the slaves got into the space legos, and added some satellite dishes and a big grappling arm to the left side of the pyramid. [Pharaoh] Ah, whip them! Whip the piss right out of them! [Servant] Uh...yes sir. [Pharaoh] Talking quietly to himself Although that does sound kinda kick a**. Scene cuts to outside the tent, the pharaoh is heard snoring [Servant] Your majesty, we are officially out of legos. Lots of DUPLO blocks- [Pharaoh] DUPLO?! I'll DUPLO you in the nutbag! Get out!!!! Scene cuts to the pharaoh with a blindfold on [Servant] Ready for the big unveiling? [Pharaoh] Excitedly Show me, show me!!! The servant takes off the pharaoh's blindfold [Slaves and servant] TA-DA!!!!!! Pharaoh looks down into a hole [Pharaoh] What's this? The servant and a slave push the pharaoh into the hole, the other two slaves bury him in [Slave] Your grave mother f**er!! [Slaves and servant] Yaaaaay!!! [Servant] Take that Tutan...Hyman! Now, I here by declare the funky space pyramid of the people open for business! [Slaves] HOORAAAAY!!!!!!! Scene shows a pyramid with a grappling arm and satellite dishes