Lee Majors - The Unknown Stuntman lyrics

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo. But somehow they just don't end up as mine... It's a d**h-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances. I've died for a living in the movies and tv. But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies, Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car, 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey! I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Rachel Welch But when I end up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey! I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine, 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine. They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies Somedays I got 'em as far as the eye can see - ouee A morning dive with Jacky Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl But in the end they never stay with me On my fall from the Tower Building, so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt I might leap the mighty Canyon, so he can kiss and flirt While that smooth talker's kissing my girl - I'm just kissing dirt Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt