Lee Evans - 9 Times Out Of 10 lyrics

I wake in the morning and I open my eyes and I look out the window and up to the skies and I wonder, yes I wonder is this all there is? I stroll in the bathroom, take a look in the mirror My head is a vacuum and nothing is clearer And I wonder, how did my life get to this? I stumble downstairs and I stand in the hall and I stare at the letters across the floor and no one has even remembered I grab any bottle and I pour me a gla** And I swore on the gospel but that didn't last Straight to the brain it numbs the pain and the past Look up at the picture hanging on the wall Me and you when we had it all Funny oh that money I can recall Then one day you just up and gone Round about the time it all went wrong Leaving me all alone He was a funny man He could make you laugh, make you cry My, my oh my, He would roam from town to town And the folks would come from miles around k**er routines, the songs he sings The funniest man you've ever seen Well if I could go round again Feel the love from the crowd, again I bet you nine times out, out of ten Well I could do it again Oh, I could do it again From the kitchen chair I can look out and see The empty swing and our favourite tree I was never around when you fell down and grazed your knee Well I'm sorry son Why can't I be there to see you ride your bike? To pick you up and to hold you tight? Kiss it better and tell you it's gonna be all right I just didn't see it slip away My life my soul gave it all away Just to hear them say; "He was a funny man He could make you laugh, make you cry My, my oh my, He would roam from town to town And the folks would come from miles around k**er routines, the songs he sings The funniest man you've ever seen" Well If I could go round again Feel the love from the crowd, again I bet you nine times out, out of ten Well I could do it again Oh, I could do it again Customary bow before I go Curtain falls, on the final show The lights go down, all around just a glow There it is, all said and done Something in there for everyone Watch out hallelujah, here I come Now they would stand, and they would cheer I can see it now, as if it were all right here He was a funny man He could make you laugh, make you cry My, my oh my, He would roam from town to town And the folks would come from miles around k**er routines, the songs he sings The funniest man you've ever seen Well if I could go round again Feel the love from the crowd, again I bet you nine times out, out of ten Well I could do it again Oh, I could do it again If I could go round again Feel the love from the crowd, again I bet you nine times out, out of ten Well I could do it again Oh, you know I could do it again If I could go round again Feel the love from the crowd, again I bet you nine times out, out of ten Well I could do it again Oh, you know could do it again And let the angels, sing!