Lee Adams and Charles Strouse - Good Friends lyrics

[BUZZ] When you've got good friends You got a good life Think about that When you've got good friends [KAREN, spoken] Buzz, you're getting sentimental [BUZZ] You've got it all [MARGO, spoken] Hold on, you're getting to me [BUZZ] For when life is cruel And they call you fool You're not alone If you've got good friends On whom you can call Good friends Who couldn't care less If you're a failure Or a success They're there whatever you do They like you for you Not your money or your gorgeousness Friendship is a ring A circular thing It never ends So kick off your shoes You're with good friends You're with good friends [MARGO] Life is full of frets Remorse and regrets Doors that are locked When you've got good friends You've got the key [BUZZ] As you go through life There's three things you need: Money is one Number two is s** [MARGO & KAREN] All the way [BUZZ] You know number three: [MARGO, BUZZ, & KAREN] Good friends Who really don't care If you're a swinger Or you're a square [MARGO] I know that you two You never could do One mean thing to me [KAREN] Oh, I wish I'd never drained that tank [MARGO, BUZZ, & KAREN] Friendship is a ring A circular thing It never ends And we've got it good [BUZZ] We've got good friends [MARGO, spoken] Without you life is empty! [KAREN, spoken] Empty? [BUZZ, spoken] Hey, baby, you're a gas! [MARGO, spoken] T'anks! [KAREN, spoken] Gas tanks? [MARGO, spoken] It's just like New Year's Eve! [KAREN, spoken] Eve? Eve, gas, empty tanks! What have I done to my- (Karen faints.) [MARGO & BUZZ] Good friends! (spoken) Good god!