Lawrence Learning - Louda** Costume lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Mr. Blastoff, can you step into my office for a second? Take a look on my desk right there Go ahead, pick it up Pick it up PICK IT UP! A promotion? Its a bout time! Well im full time here now at the pickling plant I made way up to a**istant to the a**istant crew chief In the next few years youll be looking at an a**istant crew chief I saved up and got myself a dishwasher and I filled it up with dynomite And I know what your asking But you should shut up cause its not your business I found an oven in the alley, I filled that up with dynomite too But shut up cause that is also not your business Im just making conversation My new years resolution was to do more networking Im working on that, so shut up I brought my tape and bandages just incase that I would need them And it's a good thing cause I always need them Infact If I were take another bite of this comatoast it all could fall to sh** Then good luck finding my way back to the ice cream truck When it comes to having a hard time well my sk**s are top notch But when it comes to saving money, well my sk**s are crotch And If your looking for some magic well maybe I should come and pay you a visit I graduated top of my cla** and my wizard cape is made from the finest linen I mean look at this thing man Top quality Have you seen a cape like this before? Not on this azimuth [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] Well Whats the deal with all this happiness I was promised a room full of frowns And I step in and its nothing but grins from cheek to cheek This isn't what we agreed upon I wouldn't even know who to scream at If I decided waste my time to talk to someone You owe me the 15 minutes you wasted of my lunch hour Cough it up now That's something I would have said just like 2 years ago Ever since I got sprayed by that toxic chemical Everything has been looking up Well yeah I can't see so well, and yeah I don't feel so well But give it up for deregulation, screw the little man That's their plan But Against all wishes I wound up washing their dishes This was not the way I had it planned out I guess I watched too many zero to hero montages They turned out to be mirages A car pulls up, I take a peek in the window Its me from 3 years ago I ask myself for a ride, and wouldn't you know it I gave myself the finger And that's when I realized every three years I hate the old me That's what I told me It takes me three years to realize im a total embaressment Man you should have said something! But enough about that im only a year and a half into the current me And I think that im about to read this pdf I downloaded about acting like a modern gentleman On page one it says im supposed to being pants in public? Man this is already to complicated [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] Does this plastic bag bring out the green in my eyes? Think about that In my living room I have a couch that is made out of mold The truth is I can't remember where my windows are Last time I looked out them my house was surrounded Not cool So now I just stay centralized and hope that everything will just fix it self Its been months and im still have food on my shelves It might be worry some to others, but me personally I can get past that My whole cribs a panic room The spiders don't web me over cause I keep telling myself to get up and move Get up and move Get up and move Get up and move I can be a stubborn guy But in the end I know that this is a pointless short show Mine as well let the insects do there thing I don't bother them and this year we celebrated thanksgiving as a family [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Well my costumes looking different now Totally different shade of nothing Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud! Watch my costume get loud!