Lawrence Learning - Lift the Tusk (Sniff the Musk) lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Last take and then I gotta go to my podiatrist appointment Am I a bu*tface ? My wallets got a dimmer switch And everything I touch just turns to mold Now, I've been a scrapbooking jacka**, since the age of 13 Haircut absurd, Police arrested my barber and took away his scissors Even though it was none of their business Master of camouflage, But still practice the lizard Cutting up sheetrock, To build prop heat rock Cover my bikini zone when my family's home What a drag! I zipped myself into a hockey bag My modified zipper broke, don't throw me over the side of the boat Luckily I brought my plan B mental preparations Tiny cherries on a tiny sword just in case I get bored I dress for success, I have a personal seamstress No I don't, I grab my overcoat and punch myself in the throat Then I laugh and punch myself And laugh and realize that the man in the mirror is paralyzed with fear But if your hungry you can Feast your eyes, on my plate of chimichurri fries! Translation I eat foods that make think I'm on vacation There's actual fingers in my Fingerless sandwiches I'm advancing to Hollywood, regardless what Simon Says If trimming bushes with barbarian scissors, dressed like a lizard Usually means that your dying alone Then please explain that to my cohorts at their summer chalet living lavish on the outskirts of Rome [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Lift the tusk Sniff the musk It's the supermax, maxout Watch me throw my back out Excuse me while I toss this keg of concrete in the air Lift the tusk Sniff the musk It's the supermax, maxout Watch me throw my back out Excuse me while I ride this refrigerator down the stairs... Give me a minute, ooh give me a minute [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] I teleport late to work without a sound Cousin Larrys paying YOU a visit Fresh case of shampoo, short on sham, full of poo 2 bu*ts, full of cla** Expert at double dutch Visit Cambridge Accessorize with sash If you want to see my crumbs Xerox your cheeks, sit in a catapult and launch yourself at Nordstroms I got myself a wire brush and a strobe A Hillbilly tub on a dance floor, who could ask for more Testing PH? Just grab the litmus Anything else isn't worth your health nahmean? Ditch the nitrazine Tattoo a tear on my face for Mr. Belvedere Call him Brocktoon, Christopher Michael Hewett past too soon Well words can't describe How much I wish I had a treasure map Id be like Indiana if he had an Asian grandma Now what I'm gonna do with theses archaeology tools? It's a couple slide rules an electron microscope and a bunch of brushes People want to know hows business But Im washing dishes everytime that I go out to eat, lift up the toilet seat I crashed my car through the bank and asked dude for a loan They ran a credit check and sent me home That's the second time this week that approach didn't work I had a 780, dude is just a jerk [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Lift the tusk Sniff the musk It's the supermax, maxout Watch me throw my back out Excuse me while I toss this keg of concrete in the air Lift the tusk Sniff the musk Supermax, maxout Watch me throw my back out Excuse me while I ride this refridgerator down the stairs... Super maxout, filming from my dashmount In my birthday suit, collecting change in my toll booth Fanning out my tens in front of a wide angle lens This is how I conduct my business Super max out, super super max out Super max out, I just threw my back out Please plug in my heating pad