Have you heard of a girl called Samantha? No you haven't, 'cause she didn't love me But after this you will have heard of a girl called Margaret Because she cared for me But now I'm dead She's a wife ... ... in her garden And this is what she said Ooh, but I want, eye-a, eye-a Ooh but I want eye-a Margaret's still in the cemetery She's looking after my grave You'd better write to your local member Get out your best pen and stationery And tell him or her about the deeds of Margaret She deserves an OBE In a dusty grave With an iron ... She'll be in her garden And this is what she'll sing Ooh, but I want, eye-a, eye-a Ooh but I want eye-a Margaret's still in the cemetery She's looking after my grave She's looking after my grave She's looking after my grave