Laurence O'Keefe - Big Fun lyrics

[RAM] Dad says "Act our age." You heard the man, it's time to rage! [ALL] Blast the ba**, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight! [RAM] Drink, smoke, it's all cool Let's get naked in my pool! [ALL] Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight! [KURT] His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head [RAM] Let's rub each other's backs While watching p**n on Cinemax! [HEATHER CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS] The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It's big fun! Big fun! [VERONICA] Ok, ok, ok So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot? [HEATHER MCNAMARA] No, it's salt, and then - [HEATHER CHANDLER] You're doing it wrong! [VERONICA] Really? Cause I feel great [PREPPY STUD] Veronica, you are looking good tonight! [VERONICA] Whoa A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery! [ALL BUT VERONICA] Everyone's high as a kite Ain't nobody home tonight! [VERONICA] Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... Hey, is that weed? I want a hit [ALL BUT VERONICA] Fill that joint and roll it tight Ain't nobody home tonight! [VERONICA] Dreams are coming true When people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid! [ALL] The house is ours It's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers That sounds like Big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case! [VERONICA] I think that's what they call "third base." [ALL] Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [VERONICA] That actually looks like - [ALL] Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [KURT] Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? [RAM] Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! [ALL] Big fun! BIG FUN! [HEATHER DUKE] Way to show maturity! [ALL] Big fun! BIG FUN! [HEATHER DUKE] Quit it jacka**, get off of me! [ALL] Big fun! BIG FUN! [VERONICA] Yo! Ram! Emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence! [RAM] I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!... [VERONICA] Hey, are you okay? [HEATHER DUKE] I didn't need your help [VERONICA] Aw, Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now [ALL] The party's hot, hot, hot It's time for big fun! Big fun! [KURT] You need a jello shot! [ALL] We're having big fun! Big fun! [HEATHER CHANDLER] Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh [HEATHER DUKE] Here comes the Cootie Squad We should - [HEATHER CHANDLER] Shut up, Heather [HEATHER DUKE] Sorry, Heather [HEATHER MCNAMARA] Look who's with her -- Oh, my God! [ALL THREE HEATHERS] Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! [VERONICA] I can't believe you actually came [MARTHA] It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider [HEATHER CHANDLER] Showing up here took some guts Time to rip them out [HEATHER DUKE] Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout [HEATHER CHANDLER] Hah! [ALL THREE HEATHERS] Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! [RAM] Where the hell are those freshman? [MARTHA] Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note… [RAM] What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? [KIDS] Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue 'bout all the sh** their children do Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!